You Again

Christ, you never learn, do you? What, did you expect to find something of great importance here? Did you think that your enjoyment of The Imaginary Review would improve by looking at this page?

Tough.

I bet you're the type of person who responds to "You may already have won..." letters, aren't you? Actually, I have a friend in Nigeria who'd love to talk to you. Give me your email address and I'll forward it on to him.